Fucking Ray omfg
My mother was given a bunch of jade plants earlier this summer. She always kills jade plants, despite the fact that they are supposed to be easy to grow. One withered. One was attacked by squirrels. I claimed the third one for my apartment, but we had to move it inside away from squirrels, it started falling over, and one of my cats just de-potted it. I fear it will not make it.
"Tavros is super shy and sweet and totally not at al outgoing and—"
— adiosToreador [AT] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] —
AT: fIRST, oK, i THINK YOU’RE AWFUL,
AT: lET’S PUT THAT FACT ON THE TABLE WHERE WE CAN BOTH SEE IT,
AT: nOW YOU HAVE BEEN PRIMED FOR THE DIGESTIVE RUINATION THAT’S ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE, aND THE COMPREHENSIVE SOILING OF THE LAUNDRY ENVELOPING YOUR PERSON,
eXCUSE ME, bITCH????
I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.
Tony flees from reporters as he kidnaps a local puppy to eat later in his nest.
I urge anyone who is entertained by cis male drag queens (or cis male drag queens in movies, specifically where it’s part of a joke) to question why feminine clothes and make up on a “masculine” body is so entertaining to you because I can almost guarantee the answer is transmisogyny
my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’
and i have never been more confused in my life
until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
i am so fucking done
actual photo of hitler
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.